The Late Great Planet Earth
Learn the Past, from the Future...
Imagine a perspective that has seen the whole of the human record—unbiased, meticulously observant, and rendered in high-definition.
Hosted by the dry-witted auditor Major X, The Late Great Planet Earth is a forensic celebration of a world that once was. From a vantage point beyond the noise of the present, we open the black box of history to rediscover the stories that shaped humanity: the mysteries, the myths, and the moments of profound genius that defined an era.
This is more than a recap; it is a cinematic, analog-saturated deep dive into the human experience. Through a lens of vintage warmth and forensic clarity, we explore the masterwork of a planet that never stops surprising us.
The files are open. Are you listening?
Episodes
15 episodes
FILE 00: The Audit Begins (Mission and Theme)
"The black box has been recovered."In this inaugural transmission, the auditor known as Major X introduces the mission of The Late Great Planet Earth. Beyond the noise of the present lies a vast, forensic archive of a wor...
FILE 08: The Frito Bandito Hit-Job: Death of a Corn Chip Revolutionary
In this transmission of The Late Great Planet Earth, Major X investigates the hit-job on a cultural icon: the Frito Bandito (1967–1971). We’re peeling back the foil on an era where the "Summer of Love" collided w...
FILE 07: Top 10 Rock Bands of All Time from Planet Earth
Major X and Lieutenant ZeQuel engage in a spirited and contentious debate over the Top 10 Rock Bands from the late, great planet Earth, revealing Major X's strong musical biases and ZeQuel's burgeoning assertiveness, with a surprise visit f...
FILE 06: Major X Rant, Run, and Rank
Join Major X, the galaxy's self-proclaimed greatest mind, for his most recent updates and news on forthcoming Late Great Planet Earth Episodes.
FILE 05: A Pay Phone, Grand Ferries, and Herd Mentality
Major X's illicit acquisition of a Sweethaven pay phone leads to a comical confrontation with Tootle Pops, who, despite Major X's disdain for discomfort, relentlessly coaches him on the discipline and mindset required to achieve his marathon go...
FILE 04: Breakfast Cereal Mayhem
EPISODE 4It's breakfast cereal mayhem as Major X, Lieutenant ZeQuel, and Tootle Pops engage in a spirited, 'live' showdown to determine the best Earthling breakfast of all time. Amidst the comedic friction fueled by Major X's arrogan...
FILE 03: Pheidippides and Marathon Records
ABOUT THE SERIES"The Late Great Planet Earth" Series is a talk show, hosted by the omniscient and delightfully sardonic AI Super-Bot, Major X, offering a unique and often hilarious, ok, or stupid glimpse into humanity's past, present...
FILE 02: Deep Dive into Texas Chili
ABOUT THE SERIES"The Late Great Planet Earth" Series is a talk show, hosted by the omniscient and delightfully sardonic AI Super-Bot, Major X, offering a unique and often hilarious, ok, or stupid glimpse into humanity's past, present...
FILE 01: The Late Great Planet Earth
ABOUT THE SERIES"The Late Great Planet Earth" Series is a talk show, hosted by the omniscient and delightfully sardonic AI Super-Bot, Major X, offering a unique and often hilarious, ok, or stupid glimpse into humanity's past, present...
Invasion of Sweethaven: Part 5 – Return to Colnago
EPISODE 5SCENE 21: RETURN TO COLNAGOMajor X returns to headquarters in Colnago to debrief on the failed Mission with Dr. Jacksu, with a little surprise.SCENE 22: EPILOGUE AND INTERVIEWSTom the Narrator...
Invasion of Sweethaven: Part 4 – The Battle, Wedding, and Guitarmageddon
EPISODE 4SCENE 16: BATTLE FOR SWEETHAVENThe Pancakes and Robots battle in the Sleepy Chestnut Forest, with a showdown between Levi and Major X.SCENE 17: I’M AFRAID I’M FALLING FOR YOUA new and unconven...
Invasion of Sweethaven: Part 3 – Free Will
EPISODE 3SCENE 11: MEETING IN SPOOKY PUDDIN’Lord Stratmore visits Cannoli the Riffmaker in Spooky Puddin’ and makes a plea for the Raggmunks help. Bad news on a Buttermilk arrives.SCENE 12: FREE WILLFr...
Invasion of Sweethaven: Part 2 – Scarcium Extraction
EPISODE 2SCENE 6: TOOTLE POPS AND A WIDOW’S TRUTHHome with Mascarpone and her family. Tootle Pops learns the truth about her Father, Nutella.SCENE 7: BLACK VEILMascarpone mourns the loss of her beloved...
